so the bf just called me for the first time properly like not just to be like “where are you” and :D im really happy now. we’ve been going out like 6 months why hasn’t he called me before? (the aim of this message is to subtly hint to him that i like calls instead of texts all the time x not that i mind texts they’re great too but sometimes they “sound” so different to what they were intended to sound like and that gets confusing x anyway that went a bit off topic x yeh do you think this is subtle enough?)
if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
how can you sit on the internet? its not a physical thing - like sitting on a chair?
did you guys hear about the dude that got the entire left side of his body cut off?
he’s all right now
no he’s dead